Movie Critic [Locked]

Ramza Beoulve Feces Tosser · Posts: 211 Posted: Nov. 07 2002, 1:35 PM

Pretend that you are a movie critic (such as Ebert or Ropert). You have just seen the worst movie that you can possibly imagine! Create a comment that would appear on the front or back of the DVD or VHS box. Make sure that it is funny, appropriate, and is something thaat would usually appear on a DVD or VHS box.

"Two thumbs up! ...When I was drunk!"
- Ramza

Highlander Toe Biter · Posts: 647 Posted: Nov. 08 2002, 8:49 AM

"One thumb, where the sun don't shine"
-Highlander

Razz Feces Tosser · Posts: 222 Posted: Nov. 11 2002, 7:58 PM

"Only funny if you're drunk or high... wait... no it's not."
-Razz

"Half way through the movie I took it out and popped in Barnie."
-Razz

Highlander Toe Biter · Posts: 647 Posted: Nov. 12 2002, 9:49 AM

Watching grass grow is ten times more interesting then watching this movie
-Highlander

Anyone calling this a movie should be sentenced to atleast 2 months prison, I should get paid for watching this!!!

Wait a minute.. I AM paid for watching this, oh welll, it sucks anyway...
-Highlander

Hobbes Lionheart FFF Editorialist · Posts: 611 Posted: Nov. 12 2002, 9:18 PM

Not mine but

I am afraid this get my lowest rating ever! Seven thumbs up!
~Homer Simpson

I have seen plays better than this! You hear me? PLAYS!
~Homer Simpson

Highlander Toe Biter · Posts: 647 Posted: Nov. 17 2002, 2:55 AM

I want 2 hours of my life back! You tricked me into spending them on watching this crappy movie!

-Highlander

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