Pretend that you are a movie critic (such as Ebert or Ropert). You have just seen the worst movie that you can possibly imagine! Create a comment that would appear on the front or back of the DVD or VHS box. Make sure that it is funny, appropriate, and is something thaat would usually appear on a DVD or VHS box.
"Two thumbs up! ...When I was drunk!"
- Ramza
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Ramza Beoulve 
Group: FFFOC Beta Tester Posts: 211 Joined: Jul. 09 2002 |
Little brother of Romi Seneca and God-Brother of Sage Winard "Heaven and Hell are on earth. You must find the Heaven, but the Hell will come to find you." CS: [LDL]Wakizashi |
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Highlander
Group: Moderators Posts: 647 Joined: Jun. 16 2002 |
"One thumb, where the sun don't shine"
-Highlander I know Karate, Taekwando and Jujutsu, but I wont fight you I don't know Karate Taekwando or Jujutsu, be angry at someone else!  *sniff* The icons are teasing me.... |
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Razz
Group: Moderators Posts: 222 Joined: Jun. 15 2002 |
"Only funny if you're drunk or high... wait... no it's not."
-Razz "Half way through the movie I took it out and popped in Barnie." -Razz |
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Highlander
Group: Moderators Posts: 647 Joined: Jun. 16 2002 |
Watching grass grow is ten times more interesting then watching this movie
-Highlander Anyone calling this a movie should be sentenced to atleast 2 months prison, I should get paid for watching this!!! Wait a minute.. I AM paid for watching this, oh welll, it sucks anyway... -Highlander I know Karate, Taekwando and Jujutsu, but I wont fight you I don't know Karate Taekwando or Jujutsu, be angry at someone else! *sniff* The icons are teasing me.... |
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Hobbes Lionheart
Group: Moderators Posts: 611 Joined: Jun. 17 2002 |
Not mine but
I am afraid this get my lowest rating ever! Seven thumbs up! ~Homer Simpson I have seen plays better than this! You hear me? PLAYS! ~Homer Simpson So far next week, all I have is basketball practices! No games for a while. Sith Padawan to Lord Arkmam Pet Tiger to Romi |
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Highlander
Group: Moderators Posts: 647 Joined: Jun. 16 2002 |
I want 2 hours of my life back! You tricked me into spending them on watching this crappy movie!
-Highlander I know Karate, Taekwando and Jujutsu, but I wont fight you I don't know Karate Taekwando or Jujutsu, be angry at someone else! *sniff* The icons are teasing me.... |
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