"my head hurts..Motrin..Anybody have motrin..?
Angy,can i have a hug?"
"..no"
"Then do you have Motrin?"

~My younger sister.she has a headache =\

"He woke up, and said to me......'bloop' "- My homie ruben XD

" yer sexay"~Sage
"yes you are"~Ken
"wha?"~Me
" oh yes..dead sexay *rolls eyes*"~Me
" rofl "~Kyle
" *pounces on you*"~Ken

Chrono was a fool, play with fire and you get burned..

Magus, CT

"Let the sin, begin!"

- The preist (possessed by Nicky's brother), Little Nicky

"You'll get a year supply of those things at the end of your shoe laces,what are those things called?we don't even know what they're called!"

~Gameshow on saturday night live

"Bird! Where have you been all of my life?!"~me
"Up? *climbs on finger*"~bird
"I love you man...."~me
*clicks happily and stretches wings*~bird

"Someone once told me,love will not save us.
but how can that be?look what love gave us.."

~Nickleback,Hero

"Heidiheidiheidi Fleiss!" -Animaniacs

"Peace is but a shadow of death"~ ??

"It's time for Final Jepoardy. The category is The Federalist Papers"
"No wait my wrong, that was the category for REGULAR jepoardy we're taping later today. Your category are "Horsies"!
All you got to do is answer the question, "Are Horses pretty?"
Answer either yes, or no.
Please keep in mind that we accept both of the answers."
"Okay, we start with you Mr Cage, you wagered.... ...your podium is gone!"
"My podium is gone man, I'm confused."
"Yo.. Y.. You know what? I don't care! We move on to Miss Flockhart"

"Miss Flockhart, you answered, Nothing, and you wagered, nothing. Why?"
"The.. pen was.. to heavy.."
"Fair enough"
"Mr Connery let's see what you answered, "Buck"
I guess that's your wager, a buck. Your answer, "Futter"
Buckfutter.."
"Gyahahhahhahaha"
"i don't get it"
"Oh I think you do, Threbek!, BUCKFUTTER!"
"Fine, i don't get it, that is all from Celebrity Jepoardy.."

Celebrity Jepoardy, from SaturdayNightLive.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen

"I win, take a clothespin."

- Me, when I and Highlander played our strange, new poker game.

"No one simply walks into Mordor."

-I think it was Boramyr(dunno how to spell it) in LotR- Fellowship of the ring

1)"And the categories is
Potent Potables
Point To Your Own Head
Letters Or Numbers
Will This Hurt If You Put It In Your Mouth
An Album Cover
Make Any Noise
Famous Muppet Frogs

I should add that the answer to every question in that category is - Kermit"

2)"Thankyou Kermit, yaa, I'm Kermit the frog, I'm Scwarschenegger Kermit"

3)"Boy, you might be legally retarded"

1)"He has a point"
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-Celebrity Jepoardy
1) Program leader Threbek
2) Robin Williams
3) Sean Connery

"I have a watch but you need to explain what it looks like. If it matches, I will give it back!"

~One of my camp staff