"i am calling because your daughter she come on my property and she kick muy dug and now my gug need operation"
~Kerpal
RP Moderator · Posts: 336
Posted:
Quostest of the mostest [Locked]
Feces Tosser · Posts: 157
Posted:
"@%#!"
~Berret
~Berret
Toe Biter · Posts: 647
Posted:
"Print"
"Hello, gotten any?"
"Yes"
"Did you hear the one about the nun and the rabbi?"
"Just PRINT!"
"Okay, okay, #######!"
Ryan Harrison with a talking printer, Wrongfully Accused
"Hello, gotten any?"
"Yes"
"Did you hear the one about the nun and the rabbi?"
"Just PRINT!"
"Okay, okay, #######!"
Ryan Harrison with a talking printer, Wrongfully Accused
Feces Tosser · Posts: 222
Posted:
"Aww-a-a-awww-awwww-aww-awww-aww-aw-aw-aw-aw-awww..." me...
"81!" my friend Mark... o.O
"81!" my friend Mark... o.O
RP Moderator · Posts: 336
Posted:
*duck walks into a hardwear store*
"got any gwapes(grapes?)"
"no i don't have any grapes.."
*next day,same thing*
"got any gwapes?"
"No i don't have any grapes..and if you come here tomorrow asking for grapes,i'm gonna staple your feet together!"
*next day,the duck walks into the store*
"Got any Staples?"
"..no"
"got any Gwapes?"
"got any gwapes(grapes?)"
"no i don't have any grapes.."
*next day,same thing*
"got any gwapes?"
"No i don't have any grapes..and if you come here tomorrow asking for grapes,i'm gonna staple your feet together!"
*next day,the duck walks into the store*
"Got any Staples?"
"..no"
"got any Gwapes?"
Feces Tosser · Posts: 157
Posted:
"Life is sucide mission"
~Jane
~Jane
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
Posted:
"IS this the missing man?"
*Holds out the toe he found on the ground*
"He seemed taller."
- Hector Cyr and the Sheriff, Lake Placid
*Holds out the toe he found on the ground*
"He seemed taller."
- Hector Cyr and the Sheriff, Lake Placid
Toe Biter · Posts: 647
Posted:
"I didn't kill my wife! It was the one-armed, one-legged, and one-eyed man!"
-Wrongfully Accused
-Wrongfully Accused
FFF Editorialist · Posts: 611
Posted:
That was a good one, Romi!
"This one time at Band Camp, ..."
~American Pie
"This one time at Band Camp, ..."
~American Pie
Toe Biter · Posts: 647
Posted:
"Falling in the line of duty for Sir Magus, leaves me with few regrets!"
Slash, CT
Slash, CT
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
Posted:
"THERES TWO!"
*Sheriff blasts the crocodile with a big gun*
"Guess we're back to one."
*Sheriff blasts the crocodile with a big gun*
"Guess we're back to one."
RP Moderator · Posts: 336
Posted:
"you like tupac??"
~Crank Yankers
~Crank Yankers
FFF Editorialist · Posts: 611
Posted:
"Is there another senior (citizen) with you?"
"Yes but he is only 17!"
~Club pro and my grandpa
"Yes but he is only 17!"
~Club pro and my grandpa
RP Moderator · Posts: 336
Posted:
"don't you dare talk to others about me!
~Beetlejuice
~Beetlejuice
FFF Editorialist · Posts: 611
Posted:
"Jumanji"
~Jumanji
~Jumanji