What's removed is unimportant.
What can run but never walks,
has a mouth but never talks,
has a head but never weeps,
has a bed but never sleeps?
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
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Riddle [Locked]
Feces Tosser · Posts: 211
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Oh that;s old. It's a river.
Mine is:
If your uncle's sister is NOT your aunt, who is she in relation to you?
It's pretty easy.
Mine is:
If your uncle's sister is NOT your aunt, who is she in relation to you?
It's pretty easy.
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
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That's even older.
She is your mother.
Poor men have it
Rich men want it
It can fill a hole
It is greater than God.
She is your mother.
Poor men have it
Rich men want it
It can fill a hole
It is greater than God.
FFF Editorialist · Posts: 611
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What is space?
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
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This is not Jepoardy! The answer is wrong by the way.
FFF Editorialist · Posts: 611
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Hey hey hey now, just because I answered in a Jeopardy format doesn't mean I think this is jeopardy. I just wrote it that way because I was unsure.
Feces Tosser · Posts: 211
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It's alright.. better safe than sorry, right?
I think it is hope. Is it? Say yes!!!!
I think it is hope. Is it? Say yes!!!!
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
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Nope, its not.
Feces Tosser · Posts: 211
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Well I don't know then.
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
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Come on, it begins with the letter n
FFF Editorialist · Posts: 611
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ahh, nothing!
what has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?
what has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night?
Feces Tosser · Posts: 222
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A human?
If so, I'll ask one now...
Is it possible to make one thousand by using only addition and eight eights? If so, show me.
If so, I'll ask one now...
Is it possible to make one thousand by using only addition and eight eights? If so, show me.
Feces Tosser · Posts: 211
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888+88+8+8+8
Ha ha ha! My turn.
Two trains start at exactly 8 o'clock on the different tracks that cross each other. They start and stay the same speed of 50 mph. They do not collide. How is this possible?
Ha ha ha! My turn.
Two trains start at exactly 8 o'clock on the different tracks that cross each other. They start and stay the same speed of 50 mph. They do not collide. How is this possible?
Toe Biter · Posts: 570
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One of them starts closer to the crossing than the other.
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
The more you take, the more you leave behind.
Feces Tosser · Posts: 211
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Hey that's a good answer! But the real answer is one starts at 8PM and the other starts at 8AM. I guess I forgot to put the length of the how far the train is and all.
You take food and leave behind droppings? Hah! I'm sure it's not the answer.
You take food and leave behind droppings? Hah! I'm sure it's not the answer.